A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
when leo plays hide and seek, he plays to win
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
i really appreciate people who alphabetize their follow forevers so that i can easily and quickly see that i am not included